Here are the details. $16 + shipping gets you a signed copy of the book and a free mixtape. I'm not professional enough to have an arsenal of go-to messages so I personalize every single one of them. I apologize in advance if you get a wonky one. But hey, you're probably the only person who will get that brand of wonk!
If you're interested, please send me an email at firstname.lastname@example.org. Hurry, this offer is only good while supplies (and sanity) last!
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